Not that you necessarily care, but these are jobs I would hate to do. My insomnia is back, you've all been prayed for, so I have to fill the time somehow...
1. Vet Tech - the one that puts the animals to sleep
2. School Bus Driver - I swear I would veer into oncoming traffic just for the time off
3. Disney World Mascot - Princesses included. Runny-nosed,bratty kids, demanding/pissed off moms, sweaty, frustrated dads...need I go on?
4. Clean restrooms at a Rest Area on the interstate
5. Proctologist - I don't know what you make but it isn't enough
6. Adult Theatre janitor...I definatly just threw up in my mouth
7. Massage therapist at at Senior Citizens Center
8. Taxidermist
9. Pimp - Seriously, I'm so not good with money
10. Amy Winehouse's maid
11. Anything related to pig farming - that stink don't wash off
12. Fur trapper
13. Mortician
14. Driving Test Examiner - I know how my first road test went...
15. Waitress in a honky tonk - is there even such a thing as a honky tonk any more?
16. Road kill cleaner upper
17. Chuck E Cheese employee. 'Nuff said.
18. Drug Mule
19. Roadie for the Rolling Stones - do you want to clean up after Keith Richards has been in the bathroom?
20. Body Guard for a gangsta rapper
21. Coal Miner
22. Finally and most importantly - A MIME. Serioulsy. No one likes a mime. NO ONE.
There's a lot more I'm sure, but I'm sure you're bored with my list. What would YOU hate to do?
9 comments:
Ummmm You pretty much covered jobs I would hate! Once again....You made my stomach cramp I laughed so hard!
HA! I would HATE being a waxer.
Your "road kill cleaner upper" reminded me of my grandma. She use to scrape dead squirrels off the busy street in front of her house with a spatula. -Natalie
You are cracking me up! I am sorry the insomnia is back
Fluffer on a midget porn set. All that bending down would be hard on your back.
Oh, and Sheryl Crow's underwear launderer... she of two TP squares per poop.
This list would make anyone appreciate their current job!! Good list!
Hmm....the person at the spa that gives colonics. That's just gross.
ANY employee in a slaughterhouse.
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