In my never ending love of all things "list", I came across this little gem at Keepers of Lists http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=random. I have no idea if their other lists are good, bad or in between, but I thought this had some winners. They have 276 rejected mottos - here are some of my favorites.
Alabama - Not as Racist as we used to be.
Alaska: come cause' it's pretty. stay cause your lost
South Carolina: 50th in education, #1 in mobile home sales
Arkansas : Who needs branches on a family tree?
Maryland: We've got crabs!
South Dakota: Plenty of parking
Pennsylvania: Not to be confused with Dracula's home
New Mexico: Better than the Old Mexico
Kentucky-Go ahead and grow weed. We don't care.
Illinois: The "s" is silent, you morons
Indiana: Corn Corn Corn Corn Indianapolis Corn Corn Corn
Mississippi: come feel better about your own state
CA: The cereal State: nothing but fruits, nuts and flakes
Kentucky: 5 million people 15 last names
Idaho -- No, U-da-ho!
Maine: Not as terrifying as Stephen King makes it out to be
Colorado we hate texans too
Maryland The Other Alabama
Louisiana: You know what to do if you want these beads
New Jersey - Aaay! How U Doin'?
Maine: Now Canadian Friendly!
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Georgia: Watch this!! (followed by accidental death)
That'd be a great t shirt>: )
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