I was listening to the radio in the car yesterday and nearly drove off the road trying to change the station when an ad for Jared Jewelers started playing. I HATE THEIR JINGLE. That's Jared! I cannot tell you how much it annoys me. Of course, since I'm sitting in traffic in Northern Virginia - a little window into hell - it got me thinking of other services and products I will never buy or use because of their jingle. In all fairness, this is no reflection on the quality of their product or service, it's just me. Music is a powerful thing - didn't you learn your ABC's as a song? How about conjunctions? "Conjunction Junction what's your function?" It's just that for me, their plan worked in reverse. Yes, I remember you, but I twitch when I hear your name. Jared isn't the jingle I hate most - it's just the one that triggered the sense memory of heinous jingles.
Daisy Sour Cream. Easily the jingle I hate most in the world. I hate it with the firey passion of a thousand suns.
Empire Flooring. A close second to Daisy,
the phone number then the voice sliding over the word Empire followed by TODAY! AAHHHHH! I will live with dirt floors before I use them for flooring.
Kraft Krumbles - They're krumbelievable! Mr. Ad Man, you deseve a boot to the berries for this one.
Folgers Coffee - If the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup, your life sucks. Sorry. A fact's a fact.
Anyway, this has been somewhat theraputic. I'm better now.
